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A list of things people have taught me about life and people.




Beware of bubble gum on light bulbs.

If your gonna lie, stick to it. If you can't, don't lie to get out of it.

People, all of them, are fragile.

Smiley faces can prevent suicide.

Sarcasm is fun.

When love catches you, don't squirm.

Laugh at yourself as much as you laugh at other people.

Don't take everything seriously.

Sometimes, a naked man driving a go-cart is just a naked man driving a go-cart.

Embrace the contraction.

The less you lie, the less you must remember. Save yourself from a lot of hard work.

Working blows. Do something fun in your spare time to keep sane.

Everything, and everyone, is much more simple than you might expect.

People have flaws, forgive them for these.

Perfection is a very ugly thing.

Embrace your flaws and bad memories. Learn from them, deal with them, live with them, but don't let them hold you back.

Sometimes, crying does solve the problem.

When angry, it is best not to kidnap your friends father and threaten him...or blow up their house.

Don't let asylums trick you, they are not heaven.

The world is not as bad as it seems, but it ain't that great either.

Life is hard.

Milk gets spilled, don't cry for it. There are still plenty of dairy cows lining up in the fields for the farmer to milk them.

Billy goats hurt when they step on your foot.

A child is no reason to get married.

Children are precious, that does not mean everyone should be having them.

The population should be decreasing.

Religion and government are the same. Please note: many associate satan with the government.

Occasionally, violence is required to solve problems. That necessity, however, is very rare and severely overused.

Some one, somewhere, understands you. Before you end anyone's life, try to find them: this may take a life time.

It's okay to wear black all the time. Your clothes do not define you.

Music is not the enemy.

President Bush is.

Not everything has a meaning or an answer. It may be in your best interest to stop trying to understand everything. Life requires some mystery to be fun.

Everybody has been abused at some point in their life. Try not to break open those wounds in other people. Instead, carry band-aids in you pocket...as well as 75 cents.

Everyone has earned the right to have one bad habit, and everyone needs a vice to stick to.

Find a release.

Fishing and golf are popular for the same reason...I haven't figured out that reason yet.

Beware those who play to much solitaire.

Get out of your home.

Live.

Feel.

Learn.

Love.

Hate.

Play.

Fight.

Laugh.

Cry.

Defend.

Create.

Discover.

Believe.

Give.

Take.

Die.

Do not dwell too long in the minds of others.

And never, ever forget to put on clean underwear in the morning.