Women:
20:She doesn't like you like that way, but wants to be freinds
19:She doesn't like you and is no longer confortable around you
18:She hates you, but you love her
17:She isn't in the mood
16:You can't use those towls, their for the geusts
15:You can't play the guitar in the living room because, it scares the cats
14:If you make a sarcastic joke, she A) will NEVER believe you were only kidding and B) will most likely promise vengence apon you
13:You'll never forget it's her birth day again
12:no madder what, half your money is hers pretty much in the form of that ring and half your cool stuff (if she doesn't through it all out!).
11:No matter what you will apolagise for what you did in that dream.
10:She'll love for your child-like deminor and divorce you for not being finacialy stable
9:When she sais, "We need to talk" start prepareing the lie gauntlet and hope she'll eventualy get board of yelling and give up
8:"We should see other people," means you should have started crying a long time ago
7:When she cheated on me with my best freind... I mean you
6:"Stop pokeing me, that hurts"
5:Like trying to solve a rubicks cube and do your taxes at once
4:Being right or being happy, what do you realy treasure
3:She seemed to be all over you and turns out be a lesbian
2:They are ONLY fun/ny on accident
1:She's bi and the answer is no
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