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Dear Santa...
All I want for Christmas is a keg of beer,
that would make me smile from ear to ear!
Bring it in gallons, liters or cans,
send it in trunks, buses or vans!
cuz beer is all I want for Christmas this year!
All I want for Christmas is a gun,
that would be pretty fun!
hand guns, rifles, a bazuka or two,
a gatlin gun would be fine too!
cuz guns are all I want for Christmas this year!
All I want for Christmas is a shiney sword,
then I know I wouldn't be bored!
one to weild or just hang on the wall,
I wouldn't care, I want them all!
cuz swords are all I want for Christmas this year!
I want a lot, this is true,
but I wouldn't refuse if I were you,
but since I'm not, I'll just have to wait,
Please Santa don't be late!
All these things I want and more,
I cleared a spot on the floor.
I've been good all year long
so before I get in trouble I'm gonna say "so long!" wink