• Jingle 'shrooms, jingle 'shrooms, jingle all the way. Oh what fun it is to raise, some cain on Christmas day. Jingle 'shrooms, jingle 'shrooms, the Kingdom's off that way, I'll kidnap Princess Peach and then squish Mario into plumber paste.

    Flying through the air, in my paratrooper sled. My claws are nice and sharp, to make make sure Mario's dead. This time my plan will work, and the princess will be mine. I just have to be sure that Mario is finally killed this time. I'll breathe fire from my mouth, and squish him with my tail. Oh crap where'd he get that star? I guess my plan has failed.

    Oooooooooh! Jingle 'shrooms, jingle 'shrooms, I've been beat once again. The plumber won, the princess is gone, I need another plan. Jingle 'shrooms, jingle 'shrooms, this isn't the end you see. I'll be back you can bet your coins, in Super Mario Bros 33!