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AN UNCENSORED CHRISTMAS
Chelsea Force
The holidays are here
Won’t this year be grand
And all this Christmas cheer
Has spread across the land
Santa has his elves
Working day and night
He has them chained together
Making toys with fright
And there is no snow for winter
Global Warming has melted it all
And all of the Christmas trees
Are only three feet tall
Santas hanging out with hoes
Laughing all the way
And the Chinese are poisoning toys
Here on Christmas day
The Christmas lights on every house
Have all caught on fire
And all the stupid heating bills
Have done nothing but gotten higher
The reindeer cannot fly this year
So Santa took a plane
But he got stopped at the entrance
For harboring cocaine
So if you do not get a gift
It’s not because you suck
It’s because no one really cares
And Santas one sick f**-
Merry Christmas to All
And to All a Good Night
- Title: An Uncensored Christmas
- Artist: Navysteel
- Description: Although Christmas is a grand holiday many times it turns out to be an evil event that turns the want to give and receive into greed....HAPPY HOLIDAYS!!
- Date: 11/28/2008
- Tags: uncensored christmas
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Comments (7 Comments)
- mango-tan o 3 o - 10/25/2009
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Honestly, the curse words in it shouldn't have to matter. Gaia is for teens 13 and older, and I doubt that kids at that age haven't heard a few f bombs in their life times.
I give it a 4/5 - I can't say it's perfect, but it is pretty darn good. - Report As Spam
- Navysteel - 09/01/2009
- I am sorry for the swearing everyone but this was written for a mature audience and I didn't feel right bleeting out the profanity. Sorry
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- Kokaiin-Chan - 08/20/2009
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Well done, although a little disturbing.. 5/5 smile
Good work- but please try to refrain from swearing as there's a lot of younger children here.. - Report As Spam
- Zynd the Lucky - 06/29/2009
- that... is SICK.
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- Elloriee - 06/07/2009
- LMAO! funneh poem xD
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- TOXiCKiiSS x - 04/22/2009
- LMFAO omg i love it!!
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- GAlA Site Assistance 16 - 12/20/2008
- I love it. :] Long, and true. It also describes what we're going through in this economy. :] 5/5
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