• Dear Santa...

    All I want for Christmas is a keg of beer,
    that would make me smile from ear to ear!
    Bring it in gallons, liters or cans,
    send it in trunks, buses or vans!
    cuz beer is all I want for Christmas this year!

    All I want for Christmas is a gun,
    that would be pretty fun!
    hand guns, rifles, a bazuka or two,
    a gatlin gun would be fine too!
    cuz guns are all I want for Christmas this year!

    All I want for Christmas is a shiney sword,
    then I know I wouldn't be bored!
    one to weild or just hang on the wall,
    I wouldn't care, I want them all!
    cuz swords are all I want for Christmas this year!

    I want a lot, this is true,
    but I wouldn't refuse if I were you,
    but since I'm not, I'll just have to wait,
    Please Santa don't be late!

    All these things I want and more,
    I cleared a spot on the floor.
    I've been good all year long
    so before I get in trouble I'm gonna say "so long!" wink