• Oh dear!
    Oh dear!
    What should I do?!
    Christmas tis right around the corner...
    And I don't even have a speck of gold!

    Oh dear, Oh dear...
    I... could go to the mall
    I know I'm not the only last minute shopper...
    That's It! That's It!
    I know what I must do.


    I must steal the money from every store!
    Perfect! No one will be at the store on Christmas Eve!
    I'm Brilliant! Like taking candy from a baby!
    I'll swoop in and steal everything!
    Then my x-mas will be the greatest!

    I'll Never miss a Christmas again!

    *Police Sirens Sound*
    Ahhh crap.
    Seems as if I wasn't the only one trying to steal things
    Chuck: I was there first!
    Now were both going to the Stoney Lonesome....


    .....Dammit.