• Whats that red thing, in the feild?
    He has reindeer, a slay and he has a long white beard.
    The children go to investigate, the adults still in bed,
    And as the children get closer to the red object it becomes clear,
    Santa is eating grass
    for all those to hear.
    No more cookies this year kids!
    Leave out leeks, cabbage and a carrot for the reindeer.
    No beer or milk!
    Leave a dish of water.
    Or else
    He will eat your tree.