• The mad hatter sits at the head of the table
    out of his mind and hardly stable
    the queen is seated at the other end
    threatening that she'll chop off his head

    white rabbit is having another one of his fits
    while the teapot mouse continues to twitch
    the chesher cat is also there
    we'll see how well the mouse will fair

    around us sits a magnificent feast
    I'm not sure what's safe to eat
    the caterpillar puffs away
    we'll see how long he will stay

    the hatter converses with the hair
    not noticing my confused stair
    the cards are eating with the kids
    well they would if there were kids to eat with

    then there is Alice little me
    sipping away at my tea
    it's Christmas time in Wonderland
    there so much joy that I just can't stand

    we're creating scars we'll never mend
    so please remember my new found friend
    you may think your family's queer
    just remember my family here