• twas the night before christmas and all through the hood
    no one was set tripping so it was all good
    the stockings were hung on the wall with some nails
    dads back on heroin cause mom hit the trails
    the kids were asleep all warm in their beds
    with visions of murder invading their heads
    the dogs kept on barking because of the noise
    the kids were all hoping it was st. nick with toys
    they looked out the window and what did they see
    the neighborhood crackhead stealing their tv
    they ran to the phone to call up the laws
    while dad was chasing him down in his draws
    the cops took too long and dad was to slow
    the thief got away and dad got more blow
    the kids have been good and nice all year long
    but santa wasn't coming what did they do wrong
    that christmas was something but it was not merry
    cause santa was sleighjacked somewhere on east berry
    as you can tell this is all messed up right
    merry christmas to all and to all a hood night