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  • Artist Info: Why are manhole covers round?<br />
    -Because if they were square, people would stop and look at them and get run over by cars. <br />
    What is your favorite drink?<br />
    -Tea. What? You were expecting alcohol?<br />
    What would I find in your refrigerator right now?<br />
    -A whole lot of random ingredients that wont make anything edible.<br />
    How would you explain a database in three sentences to your eight-year-old nephew?<br />
    -Run. Run away. The internet wants to eat you.<br />
    How many gas stations would you say there are in the United States?<br />
    -Not enough to feed my lust for prepackaged beef jerkey.<br />
    If you could be any character in fiction, whom would you be?<br />
    -Anyone but Edward Cullen cause look at who hes stuck with for the rest of eternity...<br />
    If you were a salad, what kind of dressing would you have?<br />
    -Thousand Island. Its weird, not everyone likes it. Its orange, and its the secret sauce for nearly every hamburger out there.<br />
    If you had to be a tree, what tree would you be?<br />
    -Anything that doesnt rhyme with "tree" or "Be"<br />
    What is the most important part of a sandwich?<br />
    -The part that I eat.<br />
    Which character from Star Wars would you be?<br />
    -...really? You're gonna ask me that after the latest three movies?<br />
    Where is the one place you would never move to?<br />
    -Landlocked states. <br />
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    Just to uh...give you an idea of what type of person I am. ~_~<br />
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