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  • Artist Info: Shhh..<br />
    be quiet..<br />
    there's a stalker about..<br />
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    ....Do I have something on my face?<br />
    Happy Halloween.<br />
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    ...ahaha I almost said Galloween. That'd be cool. Galloween.<br />
    Just kidnap some random kids and hang 'em up in a tree in your yard.<br />
    WE HAVE NO CANDY<br />
    BUT WE HAVE ROPE<br />
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    ...NERDS ROPE.<br />
    Remember when that came out?<br />
    To me it was like a totally exotic, new candy experience that I NEEDED<br />
    But it didn't meet my expectations. It was too sweet and it was so chewy that it was hard to bite off to actually eat.<br />
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    There's a "10 MINUTE HIGH GLOSS HAIR COLOR" ad over there and the woman in it is so creepy looking. I think it's because there's so much photoshop that she doesn't look remotely real.<br />
    Or maybe there was never an actual model. Maybe someone drew it and made it really creepily close to reality on photoshop. Close, but just far enough that it will haunt my nightmares.<br />
    I think if that woman were real, she'd be a serial killer-klepto-pyromaniac who does meth. Also sharpie.
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