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  • Artist Info: A basic biography of me? Well I could just point you in the direction of our local sheriff's office where you can get a complete breakdown but instead I'll just give you a summary.<br />
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    How I Look:<br />
    I am 6' 1" with brown hair and deep brown eyes.<br />
    Also, I'm very very attractive (Those who gaze upon me orgasm from anticipation)<br />
    I am not in the least bit vain or egotistical, instead perfering to humble myself.<br />
    By the way, I am a gigantic fan of sarcasm and understatement.<br />
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    Who I am:<br />
    Short and sweet I'm a guy who just wants to be able to do what he wants when he wants without needing a reason. I'm friends with whoever makes me happy and if they accept my friendship I'm loyal to the end. I'm a romantic and enjoy my chances to be the perfect gentleman. Finally, I absolutley love hugs even when the person hugging me is trying to steal my wallet. But that's enough about my personality.<br />
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    As for what I do:<br />
    During the summers I'm a camp counselor. It's not a high paying job but I know that many of the kids there come from less-than-fortunate lives and I want to give them the happiness they deserve.<br />
    Other than that I wander the streets downtown playing my ukulele and hoping that somebody will give me a dollar or two.<br />
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    That about sums me up, if you have any more questions please phrase them as a blatant innuendo.
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