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  • Artist Info: 25 FUN Things To Do In An Elevator<br />
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    Type: Just for Fun - Totally Random <br />
    Description: 1. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.<br />
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    2. Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.<br />
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    3. Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.<br />
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    4. Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on.<br />
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    5. Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"<br />
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    6. Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"<br />
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    7. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.<br />
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    8. Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an appointment.<br />
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    9. Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.<br />
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    10. Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking.<br />
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    11. Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.<br />
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    12. Ask, "Did you feel that?"<br />
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    13. Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.<br />
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    14. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic, they open again!"<br />
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    15. Swat at flies that don't exist.<br />
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    16. Tell people that you can see their aura.<br />
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    17. Call out, "Group Hug!" and then enforce it.<br />
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    18. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"<br />
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    19. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"<br />
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    20. Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.<br />
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    21. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly.<br />
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    22. Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.<br />
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    23. Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.<br />
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    24. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.<br />
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    25. Stare, grinning <br />
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    16 THINGS YOU CAN DO IN WAL-MART XD<br />
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    1.Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking. <br />
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    2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. <br />
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    3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. <br />
    4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, <br />
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    " 'Code 3' in housewares".... and see what happens. <br />
    5. Go up to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. <br />
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    6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. <br />
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    7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. <br />
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    8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, <br />
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    "Why can't you people just leave me alone?" <br />
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    9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. <br />
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    10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are. <br />
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    11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. <br />
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    12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels. <br />
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    13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, <br />
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    say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!" <br />
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    14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. <br />
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    "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!" <br />
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    15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here! <br />
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    16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!" <br />
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    Repost this if you laughed... <br />
    Or are planning to do any of these things<br />
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    If you hate stereotypes and think ppl should just shut up and stop POST THIS. Pick the stereotype that fits you.<br />
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    I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.<br />
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    I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.<br />
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    I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.<br />
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    I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.<br />
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    I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.<br />
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    I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.<br />
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    I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.<br />
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    I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.<br />
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    I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.<br />
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    I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.<br />
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    I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.<br />
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    I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.<br />
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    I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.<br />
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    I'm ATHEIST so i MUST hate the world.<br />
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    I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.<br />
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    I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.<br />
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    I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.<br />
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    I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.<br />
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    I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.<br />
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    I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.<br />
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    I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.<br />
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    I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.<br />
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    I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.<br />
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    I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage<br />
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    I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...<br />
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    I'm a DANCER, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.<br />
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    I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.<br />
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    I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.<br />
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    I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.<br />
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    I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.<br />
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    I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.<br />
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    I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.<br />
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    I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.<br />
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    I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.<br />
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    I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.<br />
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    I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.<br />
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    I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big DICK.<br />
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    I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!<br />
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    I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.<br />
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    I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.<br />
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    I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.<br />
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    I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.<br />
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    I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.<br />
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    I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.<br />
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    I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.<br />
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    I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.<br />
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    I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.<br />
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    I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.<br />
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    I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.<br />
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    I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.<br />
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    I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.<br />
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    I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.<br />
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    I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.<br />
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    I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.<br />
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    I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.<br />
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    I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.<br />
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    I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.<br />
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    I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.<br />
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    I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.<br />
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    I'm a VIRGIN so i MUST be prude.<br />
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    I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent.<br />
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    I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.<br />
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    I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.<br />
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    I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.<br />
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    I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.<br />
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    I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.<br />
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    I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.<br />
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    I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.<br />
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    I'm MIXED so I must be fucked up.<br />
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    I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.<br />
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    I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.<br />
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    I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.<br />
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    I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect<br />
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    I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black<br />
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    I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.<br />
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    I Love SHOPPING so I must be rich.<br />
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    I'm an OG so I must be Mexican.<br />
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    If you hate stereotypes and think people should just shut up and stop, POST THIS.<br />
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