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  • Artist Info: A L E X = M E ;D<br />
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    A Canadian, Osama Bin Laden, and an American Biker are all walking down the road together (Don't ask why)<br />
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    As they are walking, they stumble upon a magic lamp. They rub it and a genie pops out.<br />
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    "Since you had freed me from the lamp, and there are three of you, ill grant you each ONE wish."<br />
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    The Canadian speaks up.<br />
    "Well, I'm a farmer, and my son is a farmer, so i wish all the land in Canada was fertile and perfect for planting crops."<br />
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    "Done," says the genie. He snaps his fingers, and the Canadian is sent back to Canada where all of the soil was suddenly made fertile.<br />
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    "Me next," declares Osama.<br />
    "I wish that there was a huge, impenetrable wall around Iraq, so no infidels can invade my country."<br />
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    "Done," says the genie. He snaps his fingers, and Osama is sent back to Iraq, where a huge impenetrable wall had suddenly appeared.<br />
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    Now it was the bikers turn. He turns to the genie.<br />
    "Tell me about this wall Osama just wished for."<br />
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    "Well," says the genie, " It's 5,000 feet high, 500 feet thick. There is no way anyone can get in, and no way anyone can get out."<br />
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    The Biker leans back against his Harley, lights a cigarette, and says, "Fill it with water."
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