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    Hello. My name is Edward Cullen. <br />
    Do I dazzle you?<br />
    Psh, why am I even asking that?<br />
    Of course I do.<br />
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    You're probably here because, well... <br />
    you found me intensely attractive. <br />
    I can't hold that against you.<br />
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    After all, I'm the world's most dangerous predator.<br />
    Everything about me invites you in.<br />
    My voice...<br />
    My face...<br />
    My eyebrows...<br />
    My unicycling skills...<br />
    Even my smell. (Old Spice, isn't it nice?)<br />
    <br />
    As if I'd need any of that.<br />
    As if you could outrun me!<br />
    As if you could fight me off!<br />
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    I'm impossibly fast... and strong.<br />
    My skin is pale white and ice cold.<br />
    My eyes change color, and sometimes I speak like...<br />
    Like I'm from a different time.<br />
    I never eat or drink anything...<br />
    I never go out in the sunlight...<br />
    <br />
    But it's not like I'm not human or anything.<br />
    Yeah, totally normal.<br />
    Hahahaha...<br />
    vampire? Yeah, don't be stupid...<br />
    Hahahaha... um...
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