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My latest joke<br />
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A guy goes into a petstore wantin a parakeet, the owner says "all i have now is a parakeet named Chess that sings christmas carols" and the guy takes him. the owner also said "if u light a match and stick it under his foot he'll sing a carol". so the man goes home, lights a match, and sticks it under the birds foot and Chess sings jingle bells, the man did it to the other foot and he sang a diff. song. the man starts to think "what would happen if i put the match between his legs?" so the man puts the match between Chess's legs and Chess starts to sing........<br />
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CHESSNUTS ROASTING ON AN OPEN FIRE! XD i <3 that joke ^^<br />
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AWESOME!!!!!<br />
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SOOOO TRUUUE! <3 <3 <3 <3 - Avg. rating:
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PLEASE
don't
steal this, I
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