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  • Artist Info: OH HELLO THAR<br />
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    Hi!!<br />
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    My name is Talk of Hobbits! But you can call me Hobbit, Hal, Henry, Hank, Kolo or Kurtka. : )<br />
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    This is me;<br />
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    Yeah, I spend my days taking douchey pictures of myself, listening to Celtic Thunder and Broadway soundtracks, and watching Glee like my life depends on it. In general, I'm the dorkiest guy ever.<br />
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    Not to mention I have a female avatar. The male one is just odd-looking to me.<br />
    So there.<br />
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    And now, I will give you unecessary information through a stereotypical Myspace-style about me section.<br />
    Because it's fun.<br />
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    Birthday: March 25th.<br />
    Eye Colour: Hazel<br />
    Hair Colour: Brown<br />
    Height: 5' 5"<br />
    Right or Left Handed: Right.<br />
    Your Weakness: Kittens. And babies, in general.<br />
    Your Fears: Just about everything. Heights, the dark, bugs, hospitals... I'm not a brave fellow.<br />
    Your Most Overused Phrase: "Um...", "Uhh...", "Eh...". I'm a stutterer.<br />
    Thoughts First Waking Up: "Fuck."<br />
    Your Best Physical Feature: If I had to pick anything (which I really can't, I'm pretty average), I'd say my hands, just because that's what I write with.<br />
    Your Bedtime: 10:00, but I tend to lay in my bed surfing the internet on my iPod. :I<br />
    Pepsi or Coke: Coke. I have a very unfortunate addiction to the diet variety.<br />
    McDonalds or Burger King: Neither, they're both very... meh.<br />
    Ice Cream or Yogurt: Ice cream.<br />
    Pizza or Chinese: Again, neither. Although I do like Italian food besides pizza.<br />
    Waffles or Pancakes: French toast.<br />
    Single or Group Dates: Single.<br />
    Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: I've never had either.<br />
    Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla.<br />
    Cappuccino or Coffee : Either.<br />
    Do You Smoke: No.<br />
    Do You Drink: I assumed everyone did. Hydration, and all that. (No.)<br />
    Do You Swear: Constantly.<br />
    Do You Sing: Yes.<br />
    Do You Shower Daily: Unless there's an instance where I'm too busy to do so, yes.<br />
    Do You Floss: I should, shouldn't I?<br />
    Do You Drive: No. I'm afraid to, anyhow.<br />
    Have You Been In Love: Yes. She's fantastic.<br />
    Have You Ever Cheated On Your Bf/Gf: No. (Lest I upset her.)<br />
    Do You Want To Get Married: Yes.<br />
    Do You Believe in Yourself: On occasion.<br />
    Do You Get Motion Sickness: Yes.<br />
    Do You Think You are Attractive: Not really, no. <br />
    Do You Get Along With Your Parents: One of them.<br />
    Do You Have Any Brothers or Sisters: Yes, one older sister. She's a'right.<br />
    Do You Like Thunderstorms: No, not at all. I tend to cower under my bed covers when one's occurring. (Like I said, not a brave fellow.)<br />
    Do You Play an Instrument: Bass, drums, accordion, harp, mandolin, banjo... My grandpa has a lot of cool people in his apartment building that tend to have old instruments lying about. They're nice enough to let me practice with them.<br />
    Do You Have any Pets: Yes, one evil, evil dog called Oliver.<br />
    What Is Your Favourite Colour: "Uh... Blue.". No, in all honesty, it's brown. (I've seen Monty Python and The Holy Grail, in case you got the reference...)<br />
    What is Your Favourite Video Game: Either Amnesia or Portal (1 and 2).<br />
    In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yup. Wine. But it was a party, and my uncle doesn't understand that there is, in fact, a drinking age in this country.<br />
    In the past month have you Smoked: Nope. I did eat some candy cigarettes, though.<br />
    In the past month have you been on Drugs: Medical drugs, always. Legitimate drugs, no.<br />
    In the past month have you gone on a Date: No. School and work haven't allowed, unfortunately...<br />
    In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes.<br />
    In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No. <br />
    In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No.<br />
    In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Never 'ave. <br />
    In the past month have you Stolen Anything: If resturaunt candy counts. 'Take one', my arse...<br />
    Ever Been Drunk: No.<br />
    Ever Been Called a Tease: Yes, but it was said in a very sarcastic fashion.<br />
    Ever Shoplifted: No. <br />
    Ever Gotten a Speeding Ticket: Unless you can get a speeding ticket riding a scooter on the sidewalk, then no.<br />
    Ever Had a Secret Crush: Yes. Quite a few.<br />
    Ever Been to Disney: My mom went there when she was pregnant with me... So I went to Disney while still in the womb.<br />
    When Was the Last Time You Were Drunk: In the future.<br />
    When Was the Last Time You Were on a Plane: Back in my days as a foetus. Good times...<br />
    When Was the Last Time You Heard "I Love You": A good five hours ago.<br />
    When Was the Last Time You Cried: This morning. I hit my elbow on a doorknob... What? I'm very sensitive!<br />
    Number of Piercings: None.<br />
    Number of Tattoos: None.<br />
    Number of Things in My Past I Regret: Tons, probably.
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