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  • Artist Info: If you like/love copying and pasting stuff into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.<br />
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    If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile<br />
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    If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile (Let's get out the list...)<br />
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    If you hate those obnoxious preppy people PLEASE copy this in your profile.<br />
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    If you are so obsessed with something that everyong is scared of you because of its results, copy and paste this into you're profile<br />
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    If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.<br />
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    If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table then put this on your profile.<br />
    If you think that if girls should rule the world and it would be a better place then copy this onto your profile<br />
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    92 percent of american teens would die if Abecrombe and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breath. If your one of the 8 percent that would be laughing your asses off as you watch the others copy this to your profile.<br />
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    If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.<br />
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    If you know our society is moving in the wrong direction, copy and paste this into your profile.<br />
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    If you've ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.<br />
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    If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.<br />
    I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy it.<br />
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    You're just jealous that the voices in my head aren't talking to you!<br />
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    Out of my mind, be back later.<br />
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    Everyone I know is insane, including me! And me! And me!<br />
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    I don't think of myself as having split personalities - rather, I have unused brain space that's up for rent.<br />
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    Insanity is a gift - don't squander it.<br />
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    There is a page 666 in the Bible!<br />
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    Don't steal from your mothers purse (everyone knows Grandma has more money)<br />
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    Never mitch a lesson (why mitch one when you can have the whole day to yourself?)<br />
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    Remember that you are unique...just like everyone else.<br />
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    Children have colds. Men have flu. Women get on with it.<br />
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    Men are proof that women can take a joke.<br />
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    I'm blond, what's your excuse? (Not me! I swear! No offense to blonds!)<br />
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    Why should I tidy my room when the rest of the world's such a mess?<br />
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    Don't drink and drive; smoke and fly.<br />
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    I haven't lost my mind; it's backed up on disk somewhere.<br />
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    Save a cow. Eat a vegetarian. (no offense to vegetarians!)<br />
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    All generalisations are false.<br />
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    25 per cent of satististics are made up on the spot.<br />
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    Why use a big word when a diminutive one will suffice?<br />
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    I said I had all the answers. I didn't say they were right.<br />
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    Alas, poor Bethan, for now she is no more, 'cause what she thought was H2O (water), was H2SO4 (sulphuric acid). (Don't say what's in the brackets, it's just to help you understand it.)<br />
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    How many dodonagos could a dead dodonago eat, if a dead dodonado could eat dodonagos? (tongue-twister!)<br />
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    "Men are like fine wine... They all start out as grapes, so it's womens' job to stomp on 'em and keep 'em in the dark until they mature into something you'd like to have dinner with."<br />
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    God made man, and then he said, "I can do better than that," and made woman.<br />
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    "Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us."<br />
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    "Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk and the rest of it telling us to sit and shut up.”<br />
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    "I’m not clumsy…the floor just hates me."<br />
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    "Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door..."<br />
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    "You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor."<br />
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    "I intend to live forever. So far, so good..."<br />
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    "I'm going to live life, or die trying."<br />
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    "Suicide is man's way of telling God, 'You can't fire me, I quit.'"<br />
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    "There are three kinds of people in this world. Those who can count and those who can't."<br />
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    There are 10 types of people in the world; those who understand binary and those who can't.<br />
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    "Of course I'm talking to myself. Who else can I trust?"<br />
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    "If we see smoke, we'll assume you're on fire and take appropriate action."<br />
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    "Isn't it great how the word ' politics' is made up of ' poli' - meaning 'many' in Latin - and 'tics' - as in 'blood-sucking creatures' ?"<br />
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    "If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?"<br />
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    "If it wasn't for Physics and Law Enforcement, I'd be unstoppable."<br />
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    "I'm not the girl your mother warned you about. Her imagination was never this good."You know you're obssesed with Anime when...<br />
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    1. You own a shiny metal object of doom.<br />
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    2. You and your friends have anime nicknames.<br />
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    3. You know your favorite character’s birthday; favorite color food and animal, blood type, and you cant even remember your sibling’s birthday.<br />
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    4. You are in multiple anime fan clubs (or own some!).<br />
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    5. You almost die if you miss an episode of your favorite anime, or cant buy the newest manga.<br />
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    6. Your friend shows you their manga collection and you drool all over their carpet.<br />
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    7. You have dressed up as your favorite character on Halloween, or just for fun!<br />
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    8. You have a picture of your favorite character in your wallet or purse.<br />
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    9. You prefer guys with long silver hair and swords.<br />
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    10. You write a story about your favorite character for English class. (All the time...)<br />
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    11. You have pictures of anime all over you walls.<br />
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    12. You have a dream in Japanese and you don’t even understand it.<br />
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    13. You want to learn Japanese for no apparent reason, even though you have never been to Japan and probably never will.<br />
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    14. Your knowledge of Japanese only extends to "hello" and "I will kill you". (mine's slightly better, actually...)<br />
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    15. You begin to learn Japanese through watching subs. (That's why my Japanese is slightly better...)<br />
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    16. You use Japanese when in a conversation with any random person, and don’t realize you did until you see them looking at you funny. (saying 'Konnichiwa Sensei' has to be my highlight!)<br />
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    17.You can't speak Japanese, can't understand Japanese yet you can sing along to the theme song of every anime movie you own.<br />
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    18. You accidentally call a very unintelligent person Kuwabara by mistake.<br />
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    19. You where a pink jewel around your neck and call it the shikon jewel.<br />
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    20. You waist countless amounts of hair gel trying to that "goku" look.<br />
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    21. (If you speak English) when English becomes your second language.<br />
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    22. You name (or plan to name) your children after anime characters.<br />
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    23. You buy shuriken or kunai.<br />
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    24. You speak in subtitles.<br />
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    25. You prefer anime over real life.<br />
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    26. You begin to think that blue or pink is a natural hair color.<br />
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    27. You continually buy and eat ramen, even if you don’t like it that much.<br />
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    28. You suddenly decide to study a random martial art.<br />
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    29. You cosplay daily.<br />
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    30. When you get a crush on an anime character.<br />
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    On an elevator<br />
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    1. Turn to a random person and whisper, " Where are they taking us?”<br />
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    2. Look menacingly at another passenger, and say "NO!"<br />
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    3. Play Rock, Paper, Scissors with yourself, & be ecstatic when you win and despondent when you lose.<br />
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    4. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"<br />
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    5. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.<br />
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    6. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"<br />
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    7. Meow occasionally.<br />
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    8. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space."<br />
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    9. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.<br />
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    10. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.<br />
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    Ordering pizza<br />
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    1. Ask what the order taker is wearing.<br />
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    2. Do not name the toppings you want. Rather, spell them out.<br />
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    3. If they repeat the order to make sure they have it right, say "OK. That'll be 10.99; please pull up to the first window."<br />
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    4. Ask if you can rent a pizza.<br />
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    5. Ask if you get to keep the pizza box. When they say yes, heave a sigh of relief.<br />
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    6. Tell the order taker to tell the manager to tell his supervisor he's fired.<br />
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    7. Mumble, "There's a bomb under your seat." When asked to repeat that, say, "I said 'sauce smothered with meat'."<br />
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    8. When the order is repeated, change it slightly. When it is repeated again, change it again. On the third time, say, "You just don't get it, do you?"<br />
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    9. Try not to say the word pizza. If they say it, say "please don’t mention that ahem word."<br />
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    10. Have a movie with a good car chase scene playing loudly in the background. Yell "OW!" when a bullet is fired.<br />
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    In a movie theatre<br />
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    1. Talk loudly to a friend. Whenever someone else makes the slightest noise, tell him or her they are inconsiderate little bastards for disrupting your viewing pleasure.<br />
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    2. Bring a portable T.V. Watch the ball game. Cheer loudly.<br />
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    3. Sing with the background music.<br />
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    4. Whenever someone opens a door yell "Don't go in there, he's got a gun!"<br />
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    5. If it's a Disney film, go up to the projector room and replace the film with an adult film.<br />
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    6. Get a realistic looking and sounding cap gun. Go to the front of the theatre and exclaim, "The movie is depressing me." Shoot yourself in the head and fall dead. After about a minute get up and go back to you seat. Remain silent the rest of the movie.<br />
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    7. Wear a trench coat and sunglasses. Whenever someone enters or exits the theatre ask to see their identification.<br />
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    8. Find the light switch. Turn the lights on.<br />
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    9. Point a laser pointer at the screen. Give the audience a laser light show.<br />
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    10. Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes.<br />
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    At Walmart<br />
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    1. Hide in a clothes rack and when some one passes say "pick me! pick me!"<br />
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    2. When there are people behind you, walk really slowly, especially in thin aisles.<br />
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    3. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I think we've got a code 3 in housewares," and see what happens.<br />
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    4. Challenge random people to duel you with gift wrap tubes.<br />
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    5. Put random items into other peoples baskets while they are not looking.<br />
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    6. Walk up to a random person a say "Hey, Bob! How's it been? I haven't seen you since we were in 3rd grade together!".<br />
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    7. Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you are taking it for a test drive.<br />
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    8. Follow people through the aisles, staying about 5 feet behind them. Do this until they leave the store.<br />
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    9. As the cashier runs your purchase over the scanner say "BEEP" in a loud voice. Repeat this for every item, and for other customers items. If the cashier protests, kill them.<br />
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    10. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, drop to your knees and scream, "No, no, it's those voices again."<br />
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    At school<br />
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    1. Leave permanent markers by the dry-erase board. (Way overdone...yet still so funny!)<br />
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    2. Hold up a piece of paper that says in large letters "CHECK YOUR FLY".<br />
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    3. Claim to be the teaching assistant. If the real one objects, jump up and scream "IMPOSTER!"<br />
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    4. Tell teachers the kid not there died.<br />
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    5. Speak gibberish.<br />
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    6. While on the computers at school, delete random folders and such that look important.<br />
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    7. During a big test, make popping sounds with your mouth (like Donkey from Shrek) and laugh when the teacher gives you a funny look.<br />
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    8. In study hall, look at the ceiling for along time, and when you see other people looking at the ceiling too, trying to figure it out, say "What are you looking at?".<br />
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    9. When in a school shower, sing "Its a small world after all" really badly.<br />
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    10. Put fake surveillance cameras in every bathroom stall.In a public bathroom<br />
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    1. Say "Now, how did that get there?".<br />
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    2. Say "Hm, I've never seen that color before!".<br />
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    3. Get a chocolate milk and 'accidently' spill it every where when you get into the stall, making gross puking noses in the process.<br />
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    4. Say, "Interesting...more sinkers than floaters".<br />
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    5. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence<br />
    with a bodily function noise.<br />
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    6. Put up a sign above the sink that says "Did you remember to wipe?"<br />
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    7. See how long you can do a raspberry inside one of the stalls before someone asks you if you're alright.<br />
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    8. Come out of the stall with wet hands.<br />
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    9. Write on the wall of a women's bathroom 'Tom was here.'<br />
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    10. Drop a marble and say "CRAP! There goes my glass eye!".<br />
    Black and White: A black man was talking to a white man and said: "I'm black. When I was born I was black. When I grew up I was black. When I'm sick I'm black. When I go in the sun I'm black. When I'm cold I'm black. When I die I'll still be black. But you: When you were born you were pink. When you grew up you were white. When you're sick you're green. When you go in the sun you're red. When you're cold you're blue. When you die you'll be purple. And you have the nerve to call me colored. "<br />
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    "If at first you don't succeed, skydiving definitely isn't for you."<br />
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    "If you are reading this right now, that means that step one of my plan to take over the world in now complete."<br />
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    "Whoever said 'hard work won't kill anyone' is probably dead right now, what does that tell you?"<br />
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    "They say that guns don't kill people, people kill people. Well... I think the gun helps. If you just stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people."The previous three are taken from Yakami's profile<br />
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    On marriage: “constant companion and a friend in old age ... better than a dog anyhow." Charles Darwin
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