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  • Artist Info: self-spirited, awesome, irresistable...and last but DEFINATELY not least, the one person that can piss u off.<br />
    yes that's me. =D<br />
    Call me matt or *josh, or as some people like to call me, the dude over there.<br />
    I'm half 18 yrs old, half 6 yrs old...6 mostly, well my mental age anyway.<br />
    I'm neither of those, i am 15<br />
    i like music and chillaxing.<br />
    i'm alternative, not emo, goth or punk, just laid out and with my own style.<br />
    everyone <3's my hair.<br />
    it rox!<br />
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    *my real name is matt tho.<br />
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    some ppl call me weird, and my friends ask where i got my weirdness from, but look at my friends.<br />
    now just imagine this, you're at the lake and one of your friends says "I'm gonna steal that goose!"<br />
    and the other one says "yeah, well I'm so gonna hump that water-melon over there!"<br />
    and they think i'm weird?<br />
    everyone in my life is great, they're both crazy and awesome, i dont know what i'd do without them.<br />
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    Name : Matt<br />
    Nick Names : Slicko, MattAMister, that guy over there.<br />
    Birthdate : feb 28<br />
    Birthplace: Belfast<br />
    Current Location: Gloucester<br />
    Eye Color: dark brown, dey r hypnotising<br />
    Hair Color: dark brown, goes with teh eyes<br />
    Height: 5ft 6<br />
    Weight: dunno<br />
    Piercings: Ears, tongue (painful, but ya.)<br />
    Tatoos: none<br />
    Boyfriend/Girlfriend: Yup<br />
    Vehicle: none of my own yet, but i once tried to drive my brothers car...i had to save up money after that.<br />
    Overused Phrase: none really, i make up new ones that suit teh moment<br />
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    FAVORITES<br />
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    Food:Chicken nuggets, revenge on thy feathered!<br />
    Pub/Disc/Restaurant: pub!!!!<br />
    Candy: KitKat!!!<br />
    Number: 200,004,005,000,06<br />
    Color: Black n gold (sam sparro is SO gay)<br />
    Animal: cats, aldo dey r made for 30 yr old virgins.<br />
    Drink: Tizer<br />
    Body Part on Opposite sex: u dont wanna know O.o<br />
    Perfume: its DEODERANT! Lynx (teh chocolate 1)<br />
    TV Show: Big brother (angel is strangely my fav, she had to leave tho =[ )<br />
    Music Album: simple plan, by guess who? Simple plan!<br />
    Movie: Bruno XD its so fukkin awesome.<br />
    Actor/Actress: Johnny Depp <br />
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    This or That<br />
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    Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi<br />
    McDonalds or BurgerKing: neither!! KFC, finger fukkin good =]<br />
    Chocolate or Vanilla : vanilla WITH chocolate<br />
    Hot Chocolate or Coffee: Hot Chocolate WITH coffee<br />
    Kiss or Hug: making out! much better then kiss, making out time all round!<br />
    Dog or Cat: Dog<br />
    Rap or Punk: Punk<br />
    Summer or Winter: winter<br />
    Scary Movies or Funny Movies: Both<br />
    Love or Money: Love<br />
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    YOUR...<br />
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    Bedtime: whatever time i get carried home by my friend, both of us in a drunken state.<br />
    Most Missed Memory: that lovely feeling of waking up with a hang over...oh wait, it aint a memory at all, it r happening!<br />
    Best physical feature: the weiner "a guy on MTV lifted a can of paint with his" -homer simpson<br />
    First Thought Waking Up: "ugh, hang over" oh and u too jenni =]<br />
    Ambition: To become the most respected army dude of all time... rock on!!!<br />
    Best Friends:Nate,Zack,charlie,michelle,abby and Dreado (i dont actually know his real name, he has awesome hair tho, not as cool as mine tho.)<br />
    Weakness: Nothing!<br />
    Fears: I'm claustraphobic<br />
    Longest relationship: Abby<br />
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    HAVE YOU...<br />
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    Cheated Your Partner: 7 times =/ i warn u<br />
    Ever been beaten up: yes, always by girls<br />
    Ever beaten someone up: Yep, always a guy (girls have some forcefeild around them, which u cant hit them, because they control ur mind, and u no longer have willpower O.o )<br />
    Ever Shoplifted:twice<br />
    Ever Skinny Dipped: Yes<br />
    Ever Kissed Opposite sex: Yes, and the same sex ONCE.<br />
    Been Dumped Lately: i dunno, lost count, where am i?<br />
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    IN A GUY/GAL<br />
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    Favorite Eye Color: brown<br />
    Favorite Hair Color:black, brown or red (not one for blondies, although i have gone out with a few)<br />
    Short or Long: dunno<br />
    Height: 5ft at least<br />
    Style:cool and mysterious<br />
    Looks or Personality: hot hot hot and smart<br />
    Hot or Cute: Hot hot hot hot hot CHILLI HOT!!! <br />
    Muscular or Really Skinny: either<br />
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    RANDOMS<br />
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    What country do you want to Visit: america<br />
    How do you want to Die: with pride, and not anywhere near the rear end of another dude, or id just settle with being a crazy old man and jumping of the old people's home.<br />
    Been to the Mall Lately: to get eyeliner, makes me look emo ,cuz people say "only emo guys wear eyeliner" well fuck them, it brings out my eyes anyway =]<br />
    Get along with your Parents: yeah, except for the fact my mother is a house-wife that quit her job and that my dad left me to go to army training for 9 years.<br />
    Health Freak: I eat and eat but i dont get any less skinny.<br />
    Do you think your Attractive: DEFINATELY!!!<br />
    Believe in Yourself: Yeah, i once had an identity crisis, but i believe i am me, mr.wizard of oz.<br />
    Want to go to College: Yes<br />
    Do you Smoke: No<br />
    Do you Drink:too much for my age, but i has a strong liver<br />
    Shower Daily: Yes<br />
    Been in Love: Yeah<br />
    Do you Sing: yeah, i think i have a rubbish voice but my mates think i have a great one.<br />
    Want to get Married: maybe.<br />
    Do you want Children: yeah, i can sell them off to work to the coal mines and get money =]<br />
    Age you wanna lose your Virginity: 17, 16, i dunno.<br />
    Hate anyone: your mother.
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