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    NVNC ID VIDES, NVNC NE VIDES<br />
    (now you see it, now you don't)<br />
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    Who iz Lady Wizzard Karris?<br />
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    She's both the youngest and oldest member of the Unseen University faculty, which if you at all familiar with the Unseen University you will understand how this makes complete sense. Especially if you don't think about it too hard.<br />
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    The 8th daughter of an 8th daughter she is automatically a Wizzard born, something that upsets the all male UU faculty, but since the Universe wrote the rules and since they lost the rulebook eons ago, they can't do duck about it.<br />
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    Among her titles and specialties are:<br />
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    *Founder and Chair of the Most Ancient and Mystic Order of Diviners Who Can See Clear Until Next Tuesday And It's Looking Good Right Now<br />
    *The Chair for the Public Misunderstanding of Magic<br />
    *The Egregious Professor of Grammar and Usage<br />
    *The Lecturer in Applied Astrology<br />
    *The Prehumous Professor of Morbid Bibliomancy<br />
    *Member of The Ancient and Truly Original Sages of the Unbroken Circle (unlike the Ancient and Truly Original Brothers of the Silver Star....those posers!)<br />
    *Member of The Venerable Council of Seers<br />
    *And Founder and sole member (so far) of The Most High and Ancient Cult of Tlauixcalpantecuhtliopolis (Gaia chapter)
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    Hey Lady Wizzard Karris, what's up with the two ZZ'a in Wizzard?<br />
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    Well if you read the above, you would note that UU faculty is male only. When I came around and they realized that not only was I the most powerful Wizard that existed, or ever would exist they really had no choice but to admit me. And only after the induction ceremony did they realize that I was *gasp* a girl!! Since I was a Wizard, but not really a "real" (read male) Wizard, they made me call myself Wizzard. The rotters.<br />
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