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    Diablo Went Down to Tristram<br />
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    (to the tune of Devil Went Down to Georgia) <br />
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    Diablo went down to Tristram, he was looking for a world to steal<br />
    He was kinda grim, thanks to Horadrim, he was willing to make a deal<br />
    When he came across this warrior twirling his swords and twirling 'em hot <br />
    And Diablo said, "Forget Leoric, I want what this kid's got." <br />
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    "I guess you didn't know it, but I have your brother too, <br />
    And if you care to take a dare, I’ll make a bet with you. <br />
    Now you swing a pretty good weapon, boy, but give Diablo his due. <br />
    I bet Mephisto's hold against your soul, cause I'm clearly better than you." <br />
    The boy said "My name’s Aidan, and it might be a sin, <br />
    But I'll take your bet, and Albrecht get; now why don't we begin?" <br />
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    Aidan sharpen up your sword and shine your shield up well <br />
    Diablo's come to Tristram and you're playing this on Hell <br />
    And if you win, there will begin an age that shines like gold <br />
    But if you lose, Diablo owns your soul." <br />
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    Aidan gemmed his doublet and he said "I'll start this show" <br />
    And fire flew from his fingertips (pretty poor as magicks go) <br />
    And he swung his sword while Diablo roared and fended off attacks <br />
    Then he backed away and drank a pot to get his health to max. <br />
    When Diablo was quite finished, Aidan thought that he was done <br />
    But in his head, Diablo said, "Why we've only just begun!" <br />
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    Fire in Khanduras, run boy run <br />
    Diablo's made a mess of old Tristram <br />
    "Now you've got the stone that's got my soul <br />
    But it's gonna cost you quite a toll." <br />
    <br />
    Aidan bowed his head because he knew it was his place <br />
    And jammed that evil Soulstone right into his bloody face <br />
    Diablo said, "Aidan, come on back if you ever want to try again <br />
    But wait till 2012 or so, cause the lore will make sense by then."
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