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  • Artist Info: Zombie Prostitute - Voltaire<br />
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    I was alone, and I needed a date; <br />
    I was takin' a walk past the cemetery gate<br />
    When I, I saw a sign that said "For a good time<br />
    "Take a left down at Tombstone Number 8".<br />
    Went to the gateway, and I'm pretty sure I<br />
    Saw some eyes peepin' out of a "sepulture", I<br />
    Took a step into the Tomb of Ill Repute<br />
    That's where I met her, the Zombie Prostitute<br />
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    I grabbed her left breast, and I'm pretty sure I tore it<br />
    I said "go down", but she didn't have the stomach for it<br />
    Buck teeth fell out, and her tongue fell out to boot,<br />
    But all in all, she was a rotten kind'a cute.<br />
    While I was tense, it was plain to see<br />
    A sort of rigor mortis was comin' over me<br />
    I didn't want to see it, but I just had to believe it<br />
    I had a stiffy for the stiff in front'a me.<br />
    <br />
    Morally, I'm destitute<br />
    In the Tomb of Ill repute<br />
    She's a rotten kind'a cute<br />
    For a Zombie Prostitute.<br />
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    (violin, cello, and trumpet/cornet solos)<br />
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    Now I'm fallin' apart from my head down to my toes, I don't know<br />
    Which of my organs is the next to go<br />
    I've been such a sleaze since she gave me the disease<br />
    Wouldn't you know, now I'm a Zombie Gigolo<br />
    I took my first client on a date<br />
    We took a walk to the cemetery gate<br />
    I got under her slip, but then, I heard a rip<br />
    I pulled it out, and I said..."baby, keep the tip"<br />
    <br />
    Morally, I'm destitute<br />
    In the Tomb of Ill repute<br />
    She's a rotten kind'a cute<br />
    For a Zombie Prostitute.
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