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  • Artist Info: Welcome to the End Corporation!<br />
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    We are the universal weapon manufacturing corporation that has outclassed and surpassed any domestic and foreign weapon manufacturing corporation in the world!<br />
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    We have weapons to talor to any and all of your killing needs!<br />
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    For those of you who are anti-firearms activists, pacifists, hippies or are members of the Bureau of Alcohol, Firearms and Tobacco we would like to tell you to please get off our property before security unloads their standard issue End Corporation Manufactured Steyr AUG A3s into your chest in our lobby.<br />
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    Of course we can get away with it and we will send a vase of cheap flowers to your grieving family after we have buried you in a baseball field after your tragic accident.<br />
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    For those of you who have come to talk actual business regarding our sales. We would like to point you toward the individual sales department. Whatever weapon. Any specific make. However commonplace or obsolete. We will talor and manufacture for you upon your demand and your up front payment to us. <br />
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    Individual orders will be delivered within 3 months.<br />
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    Orders of massive and vast numbers will be handled in a sequence of shipments delivered every 2 months.<br />
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    As fair warning we must tell you we have trained snipers armed with End Corporation Manufactured Cheytac Long Range Weapon Systems aimed at you at all times as soon as you are within our property's perimeter. We also have our End Corporation Electric Eyes watching the airspace and the area within a half mile radius past the property's perimeter.<br />
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    Any attempts to physically harm any of our establishments or our personnel whether you are on our properties or not is utterly futile. <br />
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    For your own safety it is highly advised that you not attempt such foolish things.<br />
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    Thank you for choosing End Corp as your choice in manufacturing quality implements of death and destruction.<br />
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    Have a nice day!<br />
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    - Theresa Biggs, End Corporation CEO<br />
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    We are open for business.
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