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Hullo!<br />
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I am Kyo_Mew on GaiaOnline.<br />
I am 8oo on DeviantART.<br />
I am ALpein everywhere else.<br />
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I guess I should introduce myself.<br />
Hullo again! My name is Sam though<br />
You can call me God /preferably/.<br />
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My age doesn't matter.<br />
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I am a girl. Femme. <br />
Vagina and all. <br />
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I love YAOI.<br />
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Yaoi is literally my life.<br />
It's on my mind 24/7.<br />
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My favorite pairings go in this order <br />
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1.<br />
Haruka x Kantarou <br />
/Tactics/<br />
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2a.<br />
Sasuke x Naruto<br />
/Naruto/<br />
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2b.<br />
Kevin 11 x Ben 10<br />
/Ben 10 Alien Force/<br />
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3a.<br />
Jiraiya x Naruto<br />
/Naruto/<br />
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3b.<br />
Jiraiya Kakashi Iruka x Naruto<br />
/Naruto/<br />
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3c.<br />
Riku x Sora<br />
/Kingdom Hearts I & II/<br />
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Ichinomiya Kantarou, Uzumaki Naruto, Ben Tennyson, and Sora<br />
Are the cutest ukes ever.<br />
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I love them to freaking death.<br />
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And I tell you this now, I have this crazy fetish for<br />
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Cross-dressing<br />
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Shouta<br />
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Furries<br />
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Stereotypical Ukes<br />
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Stereotypical Semes<br />
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Certain Sex positions<br />
/In Yaoi/<br />
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Likes<br />
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* HaruKan<br />
* sasuNaru<br />
* BeVin<br />
* RikuSora<br />
* Etc.<br />
* Yaoi<br />
* Ichinomiya Kantarou. <33<br />
* Uzumaki Naruto. <33<br />
* Sometimes Yuri<br />
* Salmon and Eel Sushi<br />
* Sasu and Naru's Japanese voices. <3<br />
* Tactics<br />
* Naruto /The series/<br />
* DeathNote<br />
* B /DeathNote Novel/<br />
* Black / Orange / Rainbow<br />
* Red Foxes<br />
* Writing<br />
* Drawing<br />
* Napping /Sleeping/<br />
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