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Ah, yes. So you would like to know about me eh? Well isn't that neat. If your here, reading this now, then it means you have expressed an interest in getting to know me better or at least try to figure me out just a little bit. Well, let me tell you something, it's impossible.<br />
Well, more like improbable. But you get the idea.<br />
Ok so I guess we'll do the do's & don'ts of it all then, shall we?<br />
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A Little About Me.<br />
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Name: You can call me Shamrock. Or Stew...or Emu. Whatever floats your boat.<br />
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Age: Still younger then dirt.<br />
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Height: 5'1 I may be short but I'm closer to your balls then you may be comfortable with.<br />
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Movie: Moon Child, Memoiers of a Geisha.<br />
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Music: Jrock mostly. What do I mean when I say Jrock? Gackt, Miyavi, Dir en Grey, L'arc~en~Ciel, Gazette, Kyo, Kagrra, AKFG, and many more!<br />
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Book: A Wizard of Earthsea<br />
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Heritage: Scottish/Irish/Canadian<br />
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Scottish Quotes: <br />
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He was a bold man who first ate a Haggis.<br />
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It is said that all Scots have a sense of humor<br />
- because it is a free gift !<br />
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He that talks to himself speaks to a fool.<br />
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Liars should have good memories.<br />
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A bad wound may heal but a bad name will kill.<br />
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Biting and scratching is Scots folk's wooing.<br />
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Under the Scotsmans Kilt<br />
Well, a Scotsman clad in kilt left a bar one evening fair,<br />
And one could tell by how he walked that he'd drunk more than his share.<br />
He fumbled 'round until he could no longer keep his feet,<br />
And he stumbled off into the grass to sleep beside the street. <br />
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Ring ding diddle iddle ay dee oh, Ring di diddly ay oh,<br />
And he stumbled off into the grass to sleep beside the street <br />
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About that time two young and lovely girls just happend by,<br />
One says to the other with a twinkle in her eye:<br />
"See yon sleeping Scotsman, so strong and handsome built?<br />
I wonder if it's true what they don't wear beneath the kilt!" <br />
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Ring ding diddle iddle ay dee oh, Ring di diddly ay oh,<br />
I wonder if it's true what they don't wear beneath the kilt!" <br />
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They crept up on that sleeping Scotsman quiet as could be;<br />
Lifted up his kilt about an inch so they could see.<br />
And there, behold, for them to view beneath his Scottish skirt,<br />
Was nothin' more than God had graced him with upon his birth. <br />
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Ring ding diddle iddle ay dee oh, Ring di diddly ay oh,<br />
Was nothin' more than God had graced him with upon his birth. <br />
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They marvelled for a moment, then one said: "We must be gone.<br />
Let's leave a present for our friend before we move along."<br />
As a gift they left a blue silk ribbon tied into a bow,<br />
Around the bonnie star the Scotsman's kilt did lift and show. <br />
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Ring ding diddle iddle ay dee oh, Ring di diddly ay oh,<br />
Around the bonnie star the Scotsman's kilt did lift and show. <br />
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Now the Scotsman woke to nature's call, and stumbled towards the trees.<br />
Behind the bush he lifts his kilt, and gawks at what he sees.<br />
And in a startled voice he says, to what's before his eyes,<br />
"Oh, lad I don't know where ye been, but I see ye won first prize!" <br />
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Ring ding diddle iddle ay dee oh, Ring di diddly ay oh,<br />
"Oh, lad I don't know where ye been, but I see ye won first prize!"<br />
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Irish Pub Song<br />
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Yes, I am Scottish, and I am quite proud.