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  • Artist Info: On the dubious orders of LEP psychologist, Doctor J. Argon, I have been asked to compile a dossier of sorts on my closest associates. A transparent attempt to divine my mental state, but a small price to pay for my privacy once the job is done. So, here follows a cursory glimpse at the privileged few in the Fowl inner circle. One hopes that this never falls into the wrong hands, the media for example. Heaven knows what the prying eyes of the tabloids would make of it all.<br />
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    Artemis Fowl I<br />
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    Arrogant as it may seem, I believe that I was always destined for greatness. Not in the conventional sense of the word - the Fowls have never succumbed to convention, nor will they ever. For I, Artemis Fowl II, am the greatest criminal mastermind that has ever lived. Some may ridicule this claim, particularly in light of my teenage status, but who are they to doubt someone who has discovered parallel worlds, deciphered ancient languages, adapted technology light years ahead of our own, to mention but a few of my accomplishments. In spite of my, so called, tender age, my achievements far outweigh those of any other human alive - a modern day Alexander the Great if you will.
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