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  • Artist Info: Second Life is awesome.<br />
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    If I could marry a TV show, it would be The Venture Bros.<br />
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    I got picture taken with Louis CK! And he signed my ticket!<br />
    Lewis Black was SO AWESOME live!    <br />
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    "I was in a convenience store, and a guy came up and asked me, "What's the score?" and I said, "What is the game? If it's a competition between me and you, and the object is to ask the other guy questions he doesn't give a shit about, then you are winning, one to nothing."<br />
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    -- Mitch Hedburg     (Yep, I was a fan of his before he died. ;.; )<br />
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    "My therapist says I'm afraid of success. I guess I could understand that, because after all, fulfilling my potential would REALLY cut into my sitting-around time... "<br />
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    -- Maria Bamford<br />
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    "While I was in Miami, they stole my rental car, because apparently, they didn't have enough time to load up a gun and shoot me. On the street, there was a Lexus, a BMW, and my car. The rental car. The Plymouth....Horizon. Here's a math question for you, don't ponder it too long or your head'll explode, but how many drugs would you have to consume, in what period of time, to see a Lexus, and a BMW, and go, '...Well, I g-gotta have the Horizon! Are you kidding me, I've never driven a car that's aqua!' So I called the police, I told them, 'They've stolen my rental car, a Plymouth Horizon.' And the officer said, 'They must have taken it for a joyride.' 'Hey. I don't think you're listening, asshole. The car is a Plymouth....HORIZON! It is not a joy - to ride!' We're talking about a car that goes 45 miles per hour WITH THE WIND! If you turn off the air conditioning and supercharge the little fucker to 48."<br />
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    -- Lewis Black    <br />
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