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  • Artist Info: Ehem, hello, I'm Ro. I'm an aspiring writer, love to draw and read, and live in sunny California...which is proving to be too sunny right now. *burns* Anyways, I start pastry school in the fall, so any activity will be nil until I get used to the schedule. Till then, enjoy some of...the randomness that is my profile.<br />
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    On her way through the Looking Glass, Kanoko came across a lone puppet dressed all in black and orange playing among the bats. "How quaint," she thought, hurrying over to see what the little thing was doing. Its hat jingled as it turned to face her, empty grey eyes making her halt in her steps. "He-hello," she stuttered, not so sure this was a good idea. "I'm Kanoko. Who are you?" The puppet didn't answer and continued to crouch over what she had thought was a game. "Are you lost?" she tried again, voice wavering. "Are you looking for someone?"The last question seemed to register, and it stood finally to face her. Kanoko could feel the blood drain from her face as the puppet smiled demurely and brandished what was in its hands. "Gepetto said he would play with me," it said, indicating the limp body in one hand before holding up the bloodied knife in the other. "But he couldn't keep up."<br />
    -Written in honor of the new Dark Reflection item<br />
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    Yo, the name is Batty<br />
    The logic is erratic,<br />
    Potato in a jacket,<br />
    Toys in the attic,<br />
    I rock and I ramble,<br />
    My brain is scrambled,<br />
    Rap like an animal but I'm a mammal<br />
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    I been brain-fried, electrified, infected and injectified,<br />
    Vivosectified and fed pesticides,<br />
    My face is all cut up<br />
    My radar's all shut up<br />
    Nurse I need a check-up from the neck up,<br />
    I'm Batty<br />
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    It seems to have no effect doctor<br />
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    They used and abused me,<br />
    Battered and bruised me,<br />
    Red wires green wires stuck em' right through me,<br />
    So hear my Batty word,<br />
    And excersise a little prudence,<br />
    When dealing with humans,<br />
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    "Phone call Mr Darwin<br />
    All the graduate students please move closer.. <br />
    scapel, more nitrous oxide <br />
    The eye makeup when inserted rectly seems to have some effect<br />
    Remove the brain cap<br />
    You notice by dipping the bat in a series of pain..<br />
    After a 6 hundred packs of cigeretts <br />
    The animal seems to exhibit some..<br />
    I said orally<br />
    OMG I'm reading by my genitals<br />
    Insert the electro.. we're losing him<br />
    Seems to have no effect doctor<br />
    Wait, get me another one.. get me another animal!<br />
    Look professor they dance up and down just like elvis<br />
    Fine, strap him down, if he moves medicate him, <br />
    Medicate him, medicate me!<br />
    Seems to have no effect doctor<br />
    Thank you nurse, <br />
    Why don't you ever call me?"<br />
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    Doesn't seem like animals comprehend any pain,<br />
    They just get used to it!<br />
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    Cause I'm a real fruit bat and I'm ready to rap,<br />
    I'm ready to snap,<br />
    I suffer from sciatica and chapped lips,<br />
    And jock itch,<br />
    Like a rocket in my pocket and a need to scratch,<br />
    But now I can't stop it,<br />
    I'm Batty...<br />
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    I'm a real fruit bat and my logic is erratic,<br />
    I'm Batty...<br />
    Its my batty rap<br />
    Shave his head its just and animal!<br />
    My batty rap..<br />
    If you just take a little off the sides<br />
    Who's Batty? Moi<br />
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    Ro, Ro, Ro your boat, gently down the stream...! Aha, my nickname. ^-^;;<br />
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    Piccehs!<br />
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