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Caution I like animated gifs. Slow computers beware!<br />
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Life... is like a box of chocolates. A cheap, thoughtless, perfunctory gift that nobody ever asks for. Unreturnable, because all you get back is another box of chocolates. You're stuck with this undefinable whipped-mint crap that you mindlessly wolf down when there's nothing else left to eat. Sure, once in a while, there's a peanut butter cup, or an English toffee. But they're gone too fast, the taste is fleeting. So you end up with nothing but broken bits, filled with hardened jelly and teeth-crunching nuts, and if you're desperate enough to eat those, all you've got left is a... is an empty box... filled with useless, brown paper wrappers.<br />
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It is known that there are an infinite number of worlds, simply because there is an infinite amount of space for them. However, not every one of them is inhabited. Therefore, there must be a finite number of inhabited worlds. Any finite number divided by infinity is as near to nothing as makes no odds, so the average population of all the planets in the Universe can be said to be zero. From this it follows that the population of the whole Universe is also zero, and that any people you may meet from time to time are merely the products of a deranged imagination... <br /><br />
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You're listening to Radio Cosmos, and it is now 5 p.m. Time to join Ruby Rhod and Korben Dallas, the lucky winner of the Gemini Croquette contest. Coming at you live from Fhloston... <br />
PARADISE!!!Ruby Rhod at your service for two hours with lucky Korben and the manager of this supergreen hotel and Miss Gemini Croquette in person and 8,000 other lucksters here to enjoy the priviledge of the unique concert of Miss Plavalaguna!... Bzzzzzz! And now we enter what must be the most beautiful concert hall of all the universe! A perfect replica of the old opera house...<br />
but who cares? To my right, a row of ministers, more sinisters then ministers. To my left, Baby Ray, star of stage and screen. He's not gonna get much out of this concert cause he's stone deaf! ...To who?<br />
And here we have Roy Von Baker, king of laser ball. And here the Emporer of Kodar Japhet and his lovely daughter. "I love to sing," she recently confessed to me. By the way, I have a recording of her talented voice.<br />
I'll play the rest of the song after the concert cause right now it's time for Korben to say the word of the day. Tell me, my man, you happy here in the big world?<br />
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...Thrilled<br />
And now, champagne!!!<br />
Commercial! Commercial!! ... Bzzzzz!<br />
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People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect... but actually, from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint, it's more like a big ball of wibbly-wobbly.... timey-wimey.... stuff.<br />
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Everybody lies.<br />
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I will fill the studio with a minty foam...<br />
I miss my Coco..<br />
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I collect poker decks, cows, and coins. I like arts and crafts but never finish anything. I don't have a type of music I listen to. Anything that sounds good , sounds good. <br /><br />
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