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    You are a Don't Fuck With Me Seme!<br />
    Serious and to the point, and sometimes bordering on the sadistic, it takes a special breed of uke to satisfy your needs. You tend to be anti-social with little patience for most people. You need someone to challenge you and push you to your limits, and then be able to take your intense reactions, which possibly involves rope and sensual torture. This is what makes the Badass Uke the yin for your yang, as you're the only one able to put them in line and satisfy each other.<br />
    Most compatible with: Badass Uke<br />
    Least compatible with: Dramatic Uke, Innocent Uke, Clueless Uke<br />
    What seme or uke are you? Take the experience at SemeUke.com, or find merchandise here.<br />
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    You are a Flaming Uke!<br />
    One of the easiest uke to recognize by sight. Your flamboyantly gay behavior makes it easy for seme to prey upon you, and that is exactly what you want, and you usually have a few tricks up your sleeve as well. You most often have colored hair, designer clothes, and eyes that are constantly roaming, searching for the perfect partner. You are best paired with the Chibi Seme, who will rise to your challenge with their mischievous nature.<br />
    Most compatible with: Chibi Seme<br />
    Least compatible with: Sadistic Seme, Opportunist Seme<br />
    What seme or uke are you? Take the experience at SemeUke.com, or find merchandise here.<br />
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    One day in Band class~<br />
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    Okay, first things first! Name: Alexander (And yes, I tend to use my own name alot in roleplays)<br />
    Age: 16<br />
    Preference: I'm such a fruitcake babes, and I'm a switch, through and through!<br />
    Everything else: Well, get close to me and you'd know the answer to that.<br />
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    I play trombone, and I am advanced in it. :3 (Anyone wanna see my tromBONER?)<br />
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    I also play the ocarina, though I jut recently got it, and can only play like three easy songs on it at the moment.<br />
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    Link is my bitch! XD (that would be xxXxLink_KunxXxx for anyone who doesn't know that)<br />
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    I <3 WAFFLES! Oh my, waffles I do love~ No pancakes though. And no french toast. No no no!<br />
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    Do you like waffles? Yes I like waffles!<br />
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    Obviously ,I am overly Randomized. Yes. I is indeed. By the way~ I is not emo, I is not goth, and I is not rape-able! And I do not like gRAPEs eitther. (Demya-Kun D: )<br />
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    I is currently single!! So I'm gonna flirt to my hearts content!! <br />
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    I can be overprotective and jealous and a complete ass hole at times, but I'm really not a bad guy. By the way~ back off my nii-chan! Mine! Mine...MINE! *death glare*<br />
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    Random Quotes:<br />
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    "z, y, x....Um, I forgot the words." ~Natilie (In band class xD )<br />
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    "I'm going to take this bike tire and shove it so far up your ass you'll have skid marks on your tongue!" ~Me (yelling at my ex)<br />
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    "But I don't wanna be eaten my the Mrs. Kendle shark!" ~Me (In band class after epically failing at a song)<br />
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    Brother: "Can I use the cheese grater on her face?"<br />
    Mom: "Sure. Then She can use it on your balls."<br />
    (They were talking about my younger (twin) sister. x3 It was funny)
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