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  • Artist Info: Explaining Global Warming<br />
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    Once upon a time, there was a horse, a bunny, and two boars, one of which looked kind of creepy in the front. The horse and the rabbit were in love, but couldn't be together because everyone thought the horse was destined to work at a glue factory. The boars were wild together but were kind of open about things like that. So they split up and one tried to woo the horse while the other tried to woo the rabbit. The horse bit boar number two's tail and chased her away. As for the rabbit, the boar was about to almost give her a bottle of rape oil until an eagle came down and pecked boar number one's eye out. Ah, the eagle, you see, is the rabbit's best friend (I'm not sure why the eagle sees the rabbit as a friend and not dinner but let's ignore that). Anyway, so the rabbit meets up with the horse and they take a train to the beach and do their thing--whatever rabbits and horses do together at the beach. The rabbit wept. It rained and everyone was sad then happy (except the boars). But on the way back, the eagle swoops down, catches the rabbit, and soars into the sky with her. As for the twin boars, I think they took a bath together. We're not quite sure why the eagle captured the rabbit but she might be making friendship lily stew. <br />
    I hope that helped to explain global warming.
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