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  • Artist Info: You know you from Ohio when:<br />
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    -You've never met any celebrities. <br />
    -Your idea of a traffic jam is ten cars waiting to pass a tractor on the highway. <br />
    -"Vacation" means driving through Hocking Hills or going to King's Island. <br />
    -You've seen all the biggest bands ten years after they were popular. <br />
    -You measure distance in minutes/hours. <br />
    -Down south to you means Kentucky. <br />
    -You know several people who have hit a deer. <br />
    -Your school classes were canceled because of cold. <br />
    -Your school classes were canceled because of heat. <br />
    -You've ridden the school bus for an hour each way. <br />
    -You've ever had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day. <br />
    -You think ethanol makes your truck "run a lot better." <br />
    -You know what's knee-high by the Fourth of July. <br />
    -Stores don't have bags; they have sacks. <br />
    -You see people wear bib overalls at funerals. <br />
    -You see a car running in the parking lot at the store with no one in it no matter what time of the year. <br />
    -You end your sentences with an unnecessary preposition. Example:"Where's my coat at?" or "If you go to the mall I wanna go with." <br />
    -All the festivals across the state are named after a fruit, vegetable, or grain, or river. <br />
    -You install security lights on your house and garage and leave both unlocked. <br />
    -You think of the major four food groups as beef, pork, beer, and Jell-O salad with marshmallows. <br />
    -You carry jumper cables in your car. <br />
    -You know what "cow tipping" or "Possum Kicking" is. <br />
    -You only own 3 spices: salt, pepper, and ketchup. <br />
    -You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit. <br />
    -Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow. <br />
    -You think everyone from a bigger city has an accent. <br />
    -You think sexy lingerie is tube socks and a flannel nightie. <br />
    -The local paper covers national and international headlines on one page but requires 6 pages for sports. <br />
    -You think that deer season is a national holiday. <br />
    -You know which leaves make good toilet paper. <br />
    -You find -20 degrees F "a little chilly". <br />
    -You know all 4 seasons: Almost Winter, Winter, Still Winter, and Construction. <br />
    -You know what a real buckeye is, and have a recipe for candy ones. <br />
    -You know if another Ohioian is from southern, middle or northern Ohio as soon as they open their mouth. <br />
    -You can spell words like Cuyahoga and Tuscarawas. <br />
    -You know that Serpent Mound was not made by snakes. <br />
    -You actually get these jokes and forward them to all your Ohio friends. <br />
    -Isn't it sad? You just said "yup" and "uh-huh" or aint that the truth" to most of these!!! <br />
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