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  • Artist Info: You walk into a room. The walls are black and covered in bright stars. The door shuts behind you, the stars begin to move. You begin to feel woosy and any sense of direction you once had is now gone. You feel weightless. The stars spin, faster and faster till the blinding light is everywhere. You close your eyes. Then... you feel that everything has come to a halt. You open your eyes.<br />
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    "Hi, welcome to my profile. I'm sorry if the intro was a little... bothersome. I've always had a flair for dramatic entrances and this place was perfect."<br />
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    You interrupt the relentless onslaught of words to ask a question.<br />
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    "Who am I? Well I can't really tell you my real name can I? How 'bout you just call me by my username instead, eh? Avenging Dragon. You don't think it's too much do you? Shorten it if you want to, I don't care, just as long as I can realize who you are reffering to, which is probably me."<br />
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    You stare, not quite sure what to say.<br />
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    "...What's wrong? Constipation?"<br />
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    You shake your head quickly in a vigorous "NO!"<br />
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    "Just kidding. Anyhow, I haven't really told you about myself have I? I'm so sorry, where are my manners... I've already told you my name, or rather, my username, so how about I tell you a bit about myself? First of all, I'd like to say that I LOVE fantasy. Swords and Sorcery, I'm in on it. SciFi is cool to, well, sometimes. I like playing games. You know, RPGs, shooters, action, a little sports, and a little more karate. I like cats. I don't care how weird that sounds but it's true. I also like pie. Especially pumpkin pie, thats my favorite. If I had a favorite food, it might be pie, but I'm not sure. There are lots of other good foods. I like movies. My favorite kinds are the ones that are cool and funny at the same time. I'm not quite sure what kind of music it is I listen to. Rock? Maybe. My uncle has a band. They're called Mute Math."<br />
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    You are silent.<br />
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    "Still getting over the shock? It wasn't that cool was it? I mean, after a little while, you kind of get used to having a 77th dimensional cosmic rift in the middle of a random room, right?"<br />
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    You are silent.<br />
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    "...I guess not."
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