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  • Artist Info: Make my profi look PRETTY!? I'd rather not... <br />
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    So heres some jokes that i thought i'd put on here :<br />
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    1.a man is about to go into the desert for 2 years,<br />
    nobody knows why,<br />
    but jokes often demand such harsh terms.<br />
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    he tells his best friend -<br />
    if i'm not back in two years<br />
    i want you to be with my wife -<br />
    here is the key to her chastity belt.<br />
    his friend solemnly takes the key and bows.<br />
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    the man heads off into the desert, alone on a horse (as jokes sometimes go).<br />
    he is a couple miles out of town when a whirlwind of dust<br />
    approaches him from the town he left.<br />
    he is baffled by the unexpected tornado.<br />
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    he slows his horse and turns,<br />
    and it is his best friend.<br />
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    "wrong key." his friend tells him. <br />
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    2.Q: How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb?<br />
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    A: That's not funny.<br />
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    3.Skeleton walks into a bar. Says, "gimme a beer and a mop."<br />
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    4.Henny Youngman: A hooker walked up to me on the street and said, "I'll do anything you want for $50." I said, "OK. Paint my house."<br />
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    5.what's red, blue, orange and looks great on hippies?<br />
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    fire!<br />
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    AND HERE ARE SOME EXCUSES FORGETTING CAUGHT FALLING ASLEEP AT YOUR DESK AT WORK:<br />
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    10. "They told me at the blood bank this might happen." <br />
    9. "This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in that time management course you sent me to." <br />
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    8. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the white-out. You probably got here just in time!" <br />
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    7. "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm." <br />
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    6. "I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance." <br />
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    5. "I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress. Are you discriminatory toward people who practice Yoga?" <br />
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    4. "Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem." <br />
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    3. "The coffee machine is broken..." <br />
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    2. "Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot..." <br />
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    1. " ...... AMEN!" <br />
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