• Sometimes I eat a little more food
    just so that I can be so much fatter!
    Sometimes I spend a little less time
    do’in my homework so that I can fail.
    Then I’ll have to re-peat
    second grade all over
    for the 8th time in a row!
    On the outside seemingly smart,
    On the inside dumb as a post!
    I’m a pro wrestler.
    Does that impress you?

    Way to fat to be movin’ around.
    Anger management
    is the issue here.
    I can eat the food in your fridge
    I might even be a hobo!
    I might even be a hobo!

    Sometimes I wish when the phone rings,
    it would be the army
    wanting to recruit me.
    Then I’d gladly, accept them
    and say, “Thanks, I could use the money.”


    Well, I’m too fat for you.
    Guess I’ll eat some cake.
    Why your not seeing it, ‘cause I ate it.
    On the outside seemingly smart,
    On the inside dumb as a post!

    I'm too cool for you,
    oh too cool for you.
    Way too fat too be movin’ around.
    Anger management
    is the issue here!
    I could eat the food in your fridge.
    I might even be a hobo!

    If you really are as dumb as I!
    I might even be a hobo.
    I'm not telling you that I’m worse than you,
    but I really have to admit it is true.
    That I really am a hobo!!!
    Yeah, yeah!
    Yeah, I really am a hobo!

    *Obo solo*

    Ha! A hobo!

    I’m a pro wrestler.
    Does that impress you?
    Way to fat to be movin’ around.
    Anger management
    is the issue here!
    I can eat the food in your fridge.

    Eating it wherever we are!

    Cuz’ I really am a hobo!!!!!
    Cuz’ I really am a hobo!!!!!

    I am a hobo!