Marry Me

• Artist: Ich_Liebe_Deutschland
• Description: I was listening to the song Dead Man (Carry Me) by Jars of Clay, and was inspired to write a parody based around my obsession over the character Jacob Black from the Twilight Saga. Now obviously I'm not really quite this obsessed, I exaggerated to make it funnier.
  
  Team Jacob: Because Real Men Don't Sparkle
• Date: 11/24/2008
• Tags: marry jacob black twilight team

November 21 got a lot of things on my mind
I’m looking at a hottie through a new spy satellite
I pick up my cell phone, just about to make the call
So I can tell you if he moves, if he does anything at all

Chorus:
So marry me,
Oh Taylor Lautner
You’re so much hotter
Than that other guy
Sorry Rob,
I want a real man
Real men don’t sparkle
Not part of my plan

I woke up from a dream about a wolf with russet fur
From the look in his eyes I knew it was Jake for sure
He’s hot enough to burn, majestic paws to pound the earth
My legs would run to him but I can’t seem to make them work
Won’t work

Chorus

Will you marry me?
Please marry me
I love you Jacob Black
I love you Jacob Black
Marry me
Please marry me

Chorus x2

Comments

[ShoppingFanatic]

Go team edward!! but nicely done

[bella858]

lol this is heaps good. Oh n by the way I LOVE TAYLOR !!!!!!!!!!! xD

[Kassidy Crisis]

i can tell that ur seriously obsessed but arent we all?

[Sexi Wolf Grl]

lol i like it!!!! it funny and cute!!! lol

[Malignant Thoughts]

Your my friend I am a hard judge but this was touching, sad in a way hard to understand if your thinking.

[Mister JaYy]

lol its ight i guess?

[holy psycho]

wow that was gay as hell i think that just knocked 5 points off my iq...