• So maybe you're saying you can't live without me

    But last night

    You seemed just fine with that other guy

    And maybe we are "an item"

    But that's not the case

    On your Myspace

    where you are single

    And twenty-five.

    Maybe you really do want me,

    "so bad"

    Which must be why you spend all your time

    With him.

    And if absence makes the heart grow fonder,

    Then you must really love me.

    But honey,

    I am really tired of the lies.

    So do me a favor,

    and cry me a river

    Then go drown in it.

    I'm not falling for your crocodile tears.