Seto Kaiba Rap

• Artist: Courier Canary
• Description: I put this on my Deviantart page ( TheGreatSetoKaiba ) awhile back and now that Gaia has a writing section, I figured I'd submit it here.
  
  This is based more on the dub version of Seto Kaiba than anything else. I doubt Seto would actually say any of this except maybe in an Abridged Series knockoff. :XD
• Date: 07/18/2008
• Tags: setokaibarapduelist

My name's Seto Kaiba
And I'm here to say
I've got all the girlies
They think I'm so gay
There's Joey, Yugi
And even my brother
These fangirls are horny
More than the others

I've got fans, fame
And a fortune to boot
Some girls marry me
Just for my loot

There is one boy
Who I vow to beat
He says heart of the cards
And then he defeats

It's not about heart
It's about the power
Beat your opponents
Until they all cower!

You say magic exists?
Say hello to my fist
To believe such a tale
Means you instantly fail

I'll wrap it up now
Just heed what I say
And remember my name
It's The Great Seto K

Comments

[ekitten614]

I don't know a thing about Yu-Gi-Oh, but it's really intersting anyway! I like how it seems to be from the perspective of the "bad guy" who is getting defeated by the "good guy" who doesn't care about power. Nice!

[Vampirebloodlust101]

a little confusing but good

[cmdood]

i hate yugioh but this is pretty funny
XD

[Master Woody258]

ok I don't really get the whole thing but I still like it.