• Hey there buddy, listen
    I'm all caught up in my kitchen
    Eating toast and stringing on my sandals.
    It's harder than it looks,
    and if I just played by the book
    My scooter wouldn't be missing its handles.
    I have bed hair,
    Night's still in my eyes
    Even the water in the fish tank has got me hypnotized.
    Buddy, if you had seen me,
    you wouldn't have want to be me
    'cuz I'm a few screws loose this morning.
    I think I hear Elvis calling...
    Waking up at 4 wasn't too good.
    I couldn't say I liked the food
    at that run down diner.
    It's a good thing I didn't pay the tip
    Still, I'm enjoying this here Vegas Trip.
    Make sure you don't skip
    On those toasted bacon bits!
    We'll need them for our
    Vegas trip~