• Hello, hello, this is what happened
    Blackberry, marionberry, thorny brambles
    By the mud my feet were blackened
    And the spikes tore my clothes to shambles

    We were looking for a wetland
    Blackberry, marionberry, thorny brambles
    But we were brought to greater fantasy than Magical Catland
    So the spikes tore my clothes to shambles

    Then a spider stole my shoe
    Blackberry, marionberry, thorny brambles
    I called my crew
    And the spikes tore my clothes to shambles

    We went off to a treehouse
    Blackberry, marionberry, thorny brambles
    It was a rickety, free house
    Then the spikes tore my clothes to shambles

    We swung across the puddle of mud
    Blackberry, marionberry, thorny brambles
    I began to taste blood
    While the spikes tore my clothes to shambles

    We went through a secret trail
    Blackberry, marionberry, thorny brambles
    When we went back, my pain tolerance began to derail
    And the spikes tore my clothes to shambles

    This is why you never go on an animal path
    Blackberry, marionberry, thorny brambles
    We went indoors to get warm and laugh
    After the spikes tore my clothes to shambles