• I have walked five thousand ells
    I have cast five thousand spells
    I have Crossed Five thousand Hells
    Just to get back to you

    I have walked through brush and brier
    I have waded through muck and Mire
    I have mastered the tests Through Ice and Fire
    Just to get back to you

    I have plucked the devil's hair
    I have Conquered the White Wyrm's Lair
    I have Rode Night's own Mare
    Just to get back to you

    I have Wethered all the Fircest Gales
    I have Found all the Hidden Dales
    I have Told all the Forbidden Tales
    Just to get back to you