• If It Fits…
    Oddery - Undead Hologram

    I love pretty shoes
    within a pretty box.
    They always come in twos;
    of shoes, I want lots.

    Silks, satins, leathers;
    heels, flats, and flip-flops,
    and even those with feathers.
    I love them when they –plop-!

    Shoes can show some class,
    they can show some cheek;
    pretty though they are: alas,
    I have big feet.