• Ah, true love at first sight,
    Reminds me of the first time we met,
    When you commented my picture,
    On the internet.

    She said none of my activities were lame,
    And that I was sexy,
    So i gave her my screen name,
    And told her to text me.

    Things were going great,
    So we agreed to meet in person,
    But from there on out,
    Things would only worsen.

    Her voice sounded kind of deep,
    And I was wondering why,
    Turns out she was a he,
    And was actually a guy!