• Raped By A Yellow-Bellied Swamp Bird

    I was sitting, alone, in the park one night;
    it was getting really dark and there wasn't any light.

    All of a sudden, something flew by;
    it landed beside me and seemed quite shy.

    It looked like a swamp bird, its belly was yellow.
    He was really quite cute and a tame little fellow.

    I reached down to pet him and he frightened me so!
    He grabbed onto my dress and wouldn't let go!

    No matter how hard I struggled and fought,
    that damn little bird just wouldn't lay off.

    I didn't want to scream because someone might see,
    that I was much bigger and unable to get free.

    I finally got mad and just bit his tail.
    Boy did that bird let out a big wail!

    He fell down dead and never-again stirred.
    That was the night I was raped by a yellow-belly swamp bird.