• Tick tock tick tock
    Goes this very large watch
    Why do i have it?
    It's always three o' clock
    Thanks to that hatter
    Who just doesn't give a matter

    Tick tock tick tock
    Goes the clock
    This thing is too much to bare
    Just like my friend the March Hare
    But he aint much better
    Than that old Mad Hatter

    Tick tock tick tock
    This needs a good whack with a bat
    Just like a certain crazy old cat
    He talks and he turns and twists your words
    He comes and he goes quicker than birds

    Tick tock tick tock
    OH DEAR I FORGOT
    I have an appointment with the queen
    I mean no offense but she can be quite mean
    So i must now be off
    Or soon it will be my head instead