• THE ULTIMATE PICK-UP LINE


    A J. L. BRAUN ORIGINAL



    Hey baby. I couldn't help but notice you, noticin' me, and I wanted to throw you this notice to know this, that on the subject of you an' me, if you is free, then I is free , so we can hang and let it be. Here's the deal, me and you can keep it real, go out, eat a meal. Catch a flick, go get some ice cream for a lick, maybe you'll stick. Hell, we could go out, see the town, and if some clown starts to put you down, I'ma bust his face and end his contribution to the human race. We could keep it fly, go sky high, and have a big and rich time.

    So what do ya say? Yay or nay? Hey, I gotta know, 'cause if you say "no", I'ma get out slow and go, hit the streets with my rugged beat, 'cause I ain't gonna stick 'round to be a piece of meat. Hell, pound for pound, all around, I'm the best at climbing any mound. But you break my heart, Shawty I'ma fall 'part, 'cause you can't just hit me wit' darts. But if you do, Boo maybe we can be friends, 'til the very end. But if not do we say good bye to something that didn't begin?

    So here we are and I'm askin' you, girl, whatchoo you gonna do? You gonna leave me hangin' and hopin', or depressed and mopin'? Please say yes, 'cause you know I'll treat you best, your unrest will be met with my love and justice. No one will look at you bad, and I'll be the best you ever had. You my queen, and you is in my dreams. So one more time, loud as I can, I just gotta know: Yes or no?