• Happy Birthday
    You little piece of s**t
    I have always hated you
    I wanted to lock you in a pit

    But I got you a gift
    For your birthday
    It took all night
    And some of yesterday

    It is ticking
    It is clicking

    And it will blow up in your face
    Even though everyone else
    Wanted me to hit you with a mace

    So please open it
    When I am not near
    It would make me happy
    And full of cheer

    So Happy Birthday
    You little piece of s**t
    Soon you will be in a coffin
    Stuck in a pit