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    This is the story of Sam and his two friends.

    Sam and his two friends were at home one night.
    They stayed up to watch the big televised fight.

    Now, Sam loved his friends,
    And I'm sure they loved him too,
    But one was a "Judas", and the other was true.

    On the ground,
    Sam talked,
    To his friend,
    Number two.
    Not the true one,
    But Judas, asked,
    "How do you do?"

    However, it wasn't in that tone or that sound.
    No, the sound, no the tone was a powerful pound.

    Like a spine-bending crack
    Like a heart-wrenching blow
    No, the sound, no the tone was the end of their show.

    The friend, number two
    Fell down for some reason.

    Was it "loss of breath month"?
    Was it now "fainting season"?

    He fell, nonetheless,
    And Sam fell as well.

    But there was one carpet stain,
    As far as I could tell.

    Now, Sam's other friend,
    The friend called number one,
    Picked up the young boy
    And He called him his son.

    And they both left together,
    And then, there was none.
    Meet Sam and his friends,
    They are:
    God and The Gun.

    And Sam and God lived happily ever after.

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