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In the middle of illinois,
lived an awfully troublesome boy,
who they say used to enjoy
finding poor souls to annoy
One day while walking alone,
he saw a dog with a bone.
As a prank (to which he was prone)
he took the dogs snack as his own.
This didn't sit well with the mutt,
for he felt quite empty in the gut.
So rather than keep his mouth shut,
he bit the young boy on the butt.
For hours the boy seemed to cry,
until his throat became dry.
Then, with no explaination why
he dropped dead, right where he lie.
So swear that whatever you do
when you cry tears, cry only a few.
This story, I promise, is true!
Now really, would I lie to you?
- by ChibiGinie |
- Poetry And Lyrics
- | Submitted on 05/31/2009 |
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- Title: The Naughty Boy and His Fate.
- Artist: ChibiGinie
- Description: My poetic Idols are Edward Leer, Ogdan Nash and Dr. Seuss. I hate how everyone writes so seriously. Laugh a little!
- Date: 05/31/2009
- Tags: poetry funny
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Comments (6 Comments)
- ChibiGinie - 06/06/2009
- I typically refrain from commenting on my own poems, but the last two lines are just for the sake pf rhyming. Duh it never happened. Where's your imagination?
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- pRinCe Ah-mon - 06/05/2009
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i don't think the story is real
so don't say this again *This story, I promise, is true!Now really, would I lie to you?*
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- Meli Milk - 06/05/2009
- ROFLMAO hahahahahaha thats tight
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- W I C K E D L 0 V E L Y - 06/02/2009
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Great No I Am Scared TO Cry.
Well I Dont Cry That Much Anyway.
But Still, Damn Kids And The Fun Of Annoyence.
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- Insanitys Playmate - 06/01/2009
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Hahaha. I love it. The poetry itself is wonderful: the meter, rhymes, etc. But the story is hilarious.
I'll be sure not to cry too much from now on. XD - Report As Spam
- Aishiteru Aisu - 05/31/2009
- o:
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